[ August 4th, 2002 at 5:11 pm ]

Once upon a time, Molly the cat came across a meringue. The meringue was stale and deemed inedible by her human owner. Accordingly, he had broken it into pieces and left them on the floor in disgust. Molly tasted the sugary eggwhites, and they were quite nice. She ate and ate until she could eat no more. Then, she climbed onto her favorite couch cushion for a nap. The end.