Molly the Cat

[ Bio ]

Name:
Molly the Cat

Location:
Seattle, Washington, United States

Birthdate:
October 1st, 2001

Bio:
Molly was once a tiny fuzzy kitten, mostly white but mottled with brown/black stripes in places. She is still a kitten, but continues to grow at an entirely unbelievable — and probably exponential — rate. It’s true that she has doubled in size multiple times. One can only assume that she will slow down eventually, or I’ll have a situation much like the Dead Milkmen sung about in their hit “Big Lizard in My Backyard.”

Interests:
chasing, chirping at birds, climbing, hitting, jumping, kitten food, paper bags, playing in litter boxes, running, scratching, string, tiny fake mice, winking right eye.